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The author expresses gratitude for the many thoughtful responses to a prior piece seeking guidance in case they become politically homeless. They acknowledge that there are corners of the internet where such a request would provoke poorly mannered or crude replies, including jokes about taking a body part and using it inappropriately. Contrary to those expectations, Dispatch readers were overwhelmingly helpful and courteous, with very few suggesting or implying crude or inappropriate actions.
